Last fall she was wishing for snow every single day and practically vibrating with joy when it finally arrived. Fast‑forward six months and now she’s dramatically declaring, “I’m DONE with the snow!” Meanwhile Mum and Dad, with peak parental sarcasm, respond with a very supportive “No.”

The complaints have now shifted to wanting to ride her bike, be outside, and basically live her best spring life. She’s even proudly announced that she’s “not afraid of bugs anymore,” which is adorable… and also destined to last exactly until the first bug flies into her mouth while she’s pedalling full speed down the sidewalk.