Ryan here bringing you an update. The attached picture is of my Spouse, Christyna. Here is today’s chronicle of kicking Breast Cancer butt with a double mastectomy and recovery. Still no poop. C is able to walk, stand from seated, eat, boss me around, sleep, chat, make friends, order me around, take visitors, do breathing exercises, take stunning photos, and do everything but poop! I am being thwarted in Christyna’s experience the unbridled joy of pooping (I tried to do a fancy word for poop but it kept trying to “deification.” That may be correct, but it looks like we’re turning Christy into a god, and I don’t want it to go to her head until she poops. But I digress). I think Christyna is withholding the poop to distress me. To get her to pee, I threatened her with starting a cheer squad. It’s not working with poop. It’s like being with a toddler. 

Please send some poop vibes. Everything else is way ahead of schedule and the care team is amazed by Christyna. She is blowing away the competition except for poop! Please gently assist in the evacuation of Christyna’s bowels with me. 

Christyna asked me to write an update, so here it is. I hope this satisfies her request. If you’d like more updates from me, boost this post!

Ryan “The Poopmeister”